stop chasing shadows...just enjoy the ride

to be or not to be...drunk

5 stages of drunkeness

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people want you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they want you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway.

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART and you know all the words.



Alcohol Warnings:

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
1 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
3 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
4 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. so Dont drink and dial!!
5 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
6 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you cannot remember).
7 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
8 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
9 - WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.

come please....i'm calling

mda..deci sleepless(again).de vreo 2 ore stau dupa curu' unui film care se incapataneaza sa nu se dea jos(o fi avand frica de inaltime,sau cine stie ce?).ideea e ca sunt fresh :D.de felul meu sunt o persoana nocturna,dar asa un chef de plimbare/baschet/citit/iesit,zau ca n-am mai avut de mult timp,nici macar in timpul zilei.
am vazut azi 3 mandre filme,dintre care unul m-a captivat in totalitatea totalitatii.va recomand si voua The condemned.aaa..si este acolo o piesa care mai nou imi place,si anume nickelback-saving me .
de obicei,cam pe la ora asta debitez chestii foarte interesante,dar din pacate pentru voi,acum mintea imi e focusata peeeee:inghetata.ce n-as da sa am un tort mare de inghetata de vanilie si cacao....culmea e ca exista un non stop exact in fata casei,dar nu posed eu chef sa ma deplasez pana acolo.parca-i mai scurt drumul pana la patut...o sa ma duc sa visez la inghetata.da da,asta o sa fac.
Carpe diem!

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Dragilor dragi,am o pofta nebuna de a impartasi cu voi o chestiune care m-a facut sa ma cutremur de extaz in pauza dinainte de ora de romana,cand din cauza( si numai din cauza) plictiselii rasfoiam apatic manualul de romana.la un moment dat..mi se zbate ochiul stang in semn de aversiment:vazusem maaare.."Poema chiuvetei",la care zic "Cartarescule,tu esti?" si ma chiorasc semnificativ in buchia nevinovatei carti.ca sa va fac partasi la bucuria mea de maniac,va voi recita aceasta poema.noh..purced :

intr-o zi chiuveta cazu in dragoste
iubi o mica stea galbena din coltul geamului de la bucatarie
se confesa musamalei si borcanului cu mustar
se planse tacamurilor ude.
in alta zi chiuveta isi marturisi dragostea:
-stea mica,nu scanteia peste fabrica de paine si moara dambovita
da-te jos,caci ele au la subsol centrale electrice si sunt pline de becuri
te risipesti punandu-ti auriul pe acoperisuri
si paratraznete.
stea mica,nichelul meu te doreste,sifonul meu a bolborosit
tot felul de cantece pentru tine,cum se pricepe si el
vasele cu resturi de conserva de peste
te-au si indragit.
vino,si ai sa scanteiezi toata noaptea deasupra regatului de linoleum
craiasa a gandacilor de bucatarie.

dar,vai!steaua nu a raspuns acestei chemari
caci ea iubea o strecuratoare de supa
din casa unui contabil din pomerania
si noapte de noapte se chinuia sorbind-o din ochi.
asa ca intr-un tarziu chiuveta incepu sa-si puna intrebari cu privire la sensul
existentei si la obiectivitatea ei
si intr-un foarte tarziu ii facu o propunere musamalei.
...candva in jocul dragostei m-am implicat si eu
eu,gara din perdea,care v-am spus aceasta poveste.
am iubit o superba dacie crem pe care nu am vazut-o decat o data...
dar,ce sa mai vorbim,acum am copii prescolari
si tot ce a fost mi se pare un vis.

deci cum sa nu lesini de placere?si eu,cu greu m-am abtinut. :) am si une nouvelle obsession musicale..si anume colbie caillat-bubbly

Ciubar de lacrimi

Sa vina navalnic icnind de durere!
Sa piara iluzia inchisa-n tacere!
Verse o lacrima pentru prezent,
Ascunza-si in zambet trecutul dement.

Nimeni sa afle de planuri ascunse,
De tainice ganduri din minti nepatrunse.
Ajunga la noi-ceilalti voi-
Doar stropi de lumina,
Surasuri in ploi.

we live in a beautiful world...NOT

am cam lipsit..si mi-ati cam lipsit(by voi,i mean tu,cititorul meu). intre timp a trecut craciunul,a trecut anul nou..ar cam fi cazul sa va pove ce am facut eu de aceste mirifice sarbatori.well,ca sa nu sucombati prin deces fatal de curiozitate,va zic ca am mancat/baut/colindat/dansat/sarbatorit/meditat/zambit/cautat/gasit.din pacate,observ ca se tot duuuuce din farmecul sarbatorilor si in fiecare an sunt din ce mai seci.recomandare : black label society-in this river.